Vulture with Party Hat

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All cards 8 1/2″ x 5 1/2″ include envelopes

A) Cheer up you old fart. You could be dead.

B) Another birthday? How much longer do I have to wait?

C) You look pretty good for your age. Almost lifelike!

D) We don't care how old you get...so cheer up!

E) Blank