Vulture at Desk
All cards 8 1/2″ x 5 1/2″ include envelopes
A) Congratulations on your promotion. You'll fit right in.
B) Congratulations on knawing your way to the top.
C) So the old buzzard gave you a promotion... Congratulations.
D) We knew you'd make good!
E) Who says being a pompous bastard is a bad thing?