All cards 8 1/2″ x 5 1/2″ include envelopes
A) I don't know about you, but I'm tired of being a sex symbol.
B) I'm bald so I can get my head in tight places.
C) I'm suave and debonair, what else could you want?
D) I heard your heart is broken. Where can I find the pieces?
E) I know where you live.