Bald Vulture

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All cards 8 1/2″ x 5 1/2″ include envelopes

A) I don't know about you, but I'm tired of being a sexy symbol.

B) I'm bald so I can get my head in tight places.

C) I'm suave and debonair, what else could you want?

D) I heard your heart is broken. Where can I find the pieces?

E) I know where you live.

F) Blank