We are being swarmed with baby vultures. They have heard about our auditions for the children’s book on Amazon called VELMA: the Story of a Little Girl Vulture by yours truly, Barbara Riiff Davis!! Presently, there are no pictures of Velma in the book, so we are holding auditions for little vultures that look like Velma. Don’t be concerned, we are all alive and as you know, vultures are mostly interested in dead people. When the choice is made for Velma’s stand in, I will let you know a.s.a.p. Head Vulturess.