Return Policy

Due to the fact that our Vultures are nasty creatures, everything you buy from us is yours to keep forever. We can't take anything back. It's a terrible thing we know, but that is the policy. We're working on a wing and a beak at this time. So, if you'd like to order hundreds of products that would put us into the stratosphere with other companies, please, please do so. And then we can offer returns.

HOWEVER, if you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, our products or our service, we want to hear from you.

Hope we've covered everything. If our bird brains have forgotten anything, or you are just superior enough to have questions, please email us. We promise to answer politely.